Return Policy

EXT. BEACH - DAY

JOHNNY UTAH and BODHI are sitting on the sand, staring out at the waves.

JOHNNY UTAH

(Excitedly)

Hey, bro, you know what would be totally gnarly? If we offered a 30-day return policy!

Whoa, Johnny, you're blowing my mind! But, like, what's the deal?

JOHNNY UTAH

(Pumping his fist)

Well, man, if someone doesn't like their purchase, they can return it within 30 days for a full refund!

BODHI

(Nodding)

Dude, that's radical. But what if the product is damaged or defective?

JOHNNY UTAH

(Confidently)

No sweat, bro. We'll take care of the return shipping and issue a full refund, or exchange it for a new one. Easy peasy. 

BODHI

(Nodding)

I hear you, Johnny. It's all about the fine print, brah. And, like, making sure everyone's cool, man.

JOHNNY UTAH

(Smiling)

Totally, dude. We just want to make sure everyone's stoked on their purchase. That's what it's all about.

BODHI

(Stoked)

Amen, brother. Let's go catch some waves and shred some gnar.

JOHNNY UTAH

(Frothing)

Cowabunga, dude!

They run into the water and start surfing.

FADE OUT.